Sorry ladies, if you thought that a Japanese "sex gum for women" was going to be the complement of the just mentioned Suplitol Tongkat Ali Gum for Men, you’re going to be sadly disappointed – and probably more than a little annoyed. Bust Up Gum, the female sex gum from B2UP, just makes the fairer sex more sexy – in the eyes of the opposite sex!
None of that blood flow stuff, noooo… according to B2UP, the special ingredients, "extracts from the Pueraria mirifica (Kwao Krua) plant, makes a woman’s breasts grow as well as improving their shape and tone." I didn’t know breasts HAD a tone – unless it’s High C (or B Flat). Still, it’s amazing… boob-enhancing gum. They could call it Double Bubble if the name wasn’t already taken.
Bust Up gum is just the latest Japanese food product containing Pueraria extracts – others include F-Cup Tea and F-Cup Cookies. Can’t say they’re not confident in their products! Y’know, Bust Up gum has the potential to replace Ex-Lax chocolate as the snack schoolyard pranksters offer their unsuspecting targets. Can you imagine the expression on some poor proto-geek’s face after being told he just chewed Bust Up gum? Let’s hope that scenario remains in the field of imagination! (chewing gum via Medical News Today)
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