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We shoulda known it was coming. In the same vein as ”Nailin’ Paylin,” a porn spoof based on Nadya Suleman, the woman who birthed octuplets and famously known as the “OctoMom,” is about to hit an adult video store near you. Naturally, the title, ahem, came easily. “CoctoMom” will spoof the baby-obsessed moms need for sperm donors. I, for one, am frightened.

Likewise, the “Twilight” franchise is getting its own XXX movie in the form of “Twilight of Virginity,” which, I guess, is about vampires sucking blood and popping cherries. Which of these two do you think will be the most successful?

[via thefrisky]