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My cups runneth over…

Now this is a WineRack!! Enhance your bust with alcohol!

What is it?

You can keep your technological breakthroughs and advances in medical science; when a product involves boobies and booze, top retailers (okay, us) stand up and listen.   Ladies and gentlemen (well, gentlemen with especially sagging pecs), introducing the WineRack™.  The WineRack has a "special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder" that holds up to 750ml of the alcohol of your choice.  It fits inside a special sports-style bra that can increase your cup size by two full cups.

This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice.  Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes.  You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack’s adjustable drinking tube.  With a rack like this, girls’ nights out will never be the same again.  As for boys’ nights out, well, the mind boggles.

Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more waiting in line and paying for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games.  The savings from just one event will pay for your WineRack™ and still leave you with enough change to buy some pretzels – not that you’ll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive.

As well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the WineRack™ increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of guys cheering/leering). But that’s hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 25 ounces of liquid – that’s an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage – talk about vino and va va voom!
As you can imagine, the WineRack™ is set to fly off the shelves faster than you can say ‘I hope that’s Pinot Grigio you’re drinking,’ so we suggest you hit the Buy button before the entire female population discovers this totally amazing boozing accessory. Nice rack!

 

Always drink responsibly.

And for you guys…The Beerbelly.